Promotional Blog: Five Reasons Why a Spandex Suit Makes the Best Football Game Outfit

5 Reasons Why a Spandex Suit Makes the Best Football Game Outfit

When attending a football game, surely one of the most important considerations is gameday clothing. Being a football spectator is all about getting into the spirit of the game, showing support, and most importantly, having a good time. If your regular supply of party clothing does not include a spandex suit, it is highly advisable to get one, as there are some excellent reasons why a spandex suit makes the best football game outfit.

1. Comfort

Everyone knows that one-pieces are the ultimate in comfort, and comfort is key when getting the most out of your gameday antics. Having a spandex suit allows you to loll, but also to cheer, and punch the person next to you in a frenzy of excitement without the impediment of tight jeans, itchy collars, or flapping scarves. Should a demand for disguise develop momentarily, the spandex suit will fit comfortably under regular or party clothing without getting the wearer too hot and bothered.

2. Flexibility

Whether tailgating or spectating, an avid football fan needs a certain degree of flexibility in their gameday clothing. The need may arise to bound down the bleachers, jump the barrier to the field and execute some cartwheels, and the suit will accommodate all of these activities without letting anyone catch even a glimpse of underwear. Flexibility is also important when it comes to sitting, a vital activity at any football game, and the suit caters to all seated positions.

3. Showing your Colors

Nothing screams support like a skin tight, full body, spandex suit in the team’s colors. Suits can be ordered in specific colors and in a variety of patterns, so the choice leaves it open to personal expression. Stand out from the crowd, literally and figuratively, and enjoy making an appearance on the big screen; there is no way a camera scan of a crowd can miss a body completely covered in purple and gold, for example.

4. Conversation Starter

People always look twice when they see someone in a suit, and when they find themselves seated next to someone attired in this manner it is virtually impossible to refrain from comment. The beauty of this situation is, the suit-wearer can choose the length and direction of the conversation. It is pretty easy to reply in monosyllables to questions regarding the reason behind wearing a spandex suit, but at the same time, a more imaginative answer could be given to the right asker.

5. Fun

Add up all the perfectly good reasons above and throw in the fact that you will look awesome, and it will become pretty obvious that the spandex suit is going to make gameday more fun. As soon as you don this magic garment, the atmosphere will become more festive, and the party will begin. People associated with someone wearing a spandex suit will also have more fun, whether it is from just enjoying the sight of someone with no face, or experiencing the feeling of a spandex-hug.

If this article isn’t convincing, then the best thing to do is test its theories. Those adventurous enough to slip on the spandex at the next football game are in for the most comfortable, enjoyable, attractive, and flexible gameday of their life!

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